Halloween was a big event this year. First we had a party at school with costume parade. Then we went trick-o-treating our whole neighborhood. We had to work for our treats though -- we had to come with jokes. The better the joke, the better the treat! I was prepared, I had two on hand...
Joke 1: how much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
Punch line: a buck-an-ear (a buccaneer!)
Joke 2: what can you find shaking at the bottom of the ocean?
Punch line: a nervous wreck!
I got 4 candy bars at one house for Joke #2! That's one I'm going to remember for next year!