costume time!

Halloween was a big event this year. First we had a party at school with costume parade.  Then we went trick-o-treating our whole neighborhood.  We had to work for our treats though -- we had to come with jokes. The better the joke, the better the treat!  I was prepared, I had two on hand...

Joke 1:  how much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
Punch line: a buck-an-ear (a buccaneer!)

Joke 2: what can you find shaking at the bottom of the ocean?
Punch line: a nervous wreck!

I got 4 candy bars at one house for Joke #2! That's one I'm going to remember for next year!