I've had a lot of fun at soccer this season with crazy Coach Paul. He always says goofy things like, "get your booties over here, you chili cheese burgers!" Four of my pals from school are on the team, and we have a great time telling jokes and eating popsicles (or as Coach Paul calls them, "poopcicles"). When it was my turn to tell a joke, I said, "who's the soccer coach who always says "Holy Dorito!"? [note from Dad: Nolan's coach frequently says "Holy Toledo!" and Nolan thought he was saying "Dorito" ... maybe not the world's best joke, but he got a laugh out of the parents with that one].
